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Speaking of Lord of the Rings, I was in an MSN conversation a while back with

therealycats casually talking about various films.

A confession: I've never read the Lord of the Rings books.

*Shock! Horror!*

I just couldn't get into them. I tried, seriously, I did, but the prose style? Not for me. I mean, I recognise that they're very well-written, they have great attention to detail-- but I put the first book down halfway through, and never picked it up again, which is rare for me.

Anyhoo, I did love and appreciate the films. I loved Jackson's dark take on them, and was determined that, no matter what, I would see all of them and Avoid Spoilers at All Costs.

That was until my two friends said something like "oh boy, I can't wait for the third instalment, and to see how they do the bit where [Insert spoiler about Gollum's fate here].

Becky: AIEEEEE! No! You didn't just reveal to me the ending which I had up to this point known absolutely nothing about!

nyalko80 Um... you haven't read it?

Becky: NO! =:-o

therealycats Oh.

nyalko80 Erm...er...well, maybe we knew that, and we were making it up! You don't know for sure if that happens to Gollum.

Becky: *Cries* It so does! You're lying-- I can see it in your smiley's eyes.

Cute RotK. That bit with Gollum happens. Wow, I think, okay, so the second part of it happened, but at least he didn't do that chomping thing. Ha! In your face, spoiler gits.

And then it did happen. Pah!

*crushes their heads a la Lenny*

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Everyone loves Heath pubes. Because they are HEATH PUBES!

Did he not notice they were hanging out like that, though?

I'm sure he did. That's from a Vanity Fair cover. It's all sexy and stuff.

I wonder who got to say "Hey Heath! Show us some pubes for this one! Yeah... that's perfect" because that would be kinda strange.

I'd say it. Or I bet no one said it. I bet the stylists and the photographers went up there and pulled his pants and underwear down.

::wants desperately to be his stylist:: lol

Who wouldn't...mmmm...

*shrugs* There's gotta be some stupid turd out there.

Well yeah. Stupid people suck.

They just don't understand is all.

'Cause they're stupid.

Well, yeah! :) *kicks stupid people*

They do, however, provide hours of entertainment.

Yes they do! Especially in public places where they have to interact with other stupid people. It's great. You know, if you're ever dying to be entertained by stupid people, just turn on the new season of the Real World. lol

My roommate is watching that right now.

They had two new episodes on last night... and the Coyote Ugly chick pisses me off to no end. The girl is so plastered drunk and all up in Jacquese's face and stuff. I would've pushed her into oncoming traffic.

Her fake boobs are too big.

Ugh, I know! For .2 seconds I thought they were real while she was out playing basketball... but nah. There's no way in hell. *shudders*

She's slightly dramatic too! *rolls her eyes* I'm over drama, ya know? Don't wanna watch some chick spaz out on t.v.

Her nipples are always erect. The only reason they bounce is because of her lack of bra. Even fake gravity defying boobs need support at that size.

LMFAO

She's funky! And what's so sad is she's a very pretty girl and would look SOOOO much better without those things. Why'd she make them so insanely huge for her height and stuff?

Attention. Insecurity. I dunno. Vause she's stupid?

Probably insecurity because of the whole rape thing. *shrugs* I dunno.

*looks at her barely there boobs* I'm 5'9" and shouldn't have boobs as big as hers.

I'm 5'5" and mine are bigger than hers. :|

Yeah but they're natural! :P

I want boobs! *sobs*

No. You really don't.

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