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rebness ([personal profile] rebness) wrote2004-01-12 10:27 am

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Speaking of Lord of the Rings, I was in an MSN conversation a while back with [livejournal.com profile] nyalko80 and [livejournal.com profile] therealycats casually talking about various films.

A confession: I've never read the Lord of the Rings books.

*Shock! Horror!*

I just couldn't get into them. I tried, seriously, I did, but the prose style? Not for me. I mean, I recognise that they're very well-written, they have great attention to detail-- but I put the first book down halfway through, and never picked it up again, which is rare for me.

Anyhoo, I did love and appreciate the films. I loved Jackson's dark take on them, and was determined that, no matter what, I would see all of them and Avoid Spoilers at All Costs.

That was until my two friends said something like "oh boy, I can't wait for the third instalment, and to see how they do the bit where [Insert spoiler about Gollum's fate here].

Becky: AIEEEEE! No! You didn't just reveal to me the ending which I had up to this point known absolutely nothing about!

[livejournal.com profile] nyalko80 Um... you haven't read it?

Becky: NO! =:-o

[livejournal.com profile] therealycats Oh.

[livejournal.com profile] nyalko80 Erm...er...well, maybe we knew that, and we were making it up! You don't know for sure if that happens to Gollum.

Becky: *Cries* It so does! You're lying-- I can see it in your smiley's eyes.

Cute RotK. That bit with Gollum happens. Wow, I think, okay, so the second part of it happened, but at least he didn't do that chomping thing. Ha! In your face, spoiler gits.

And then it did happen. Pah!

*crushes their heads a la Lenny*

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, I know! For .2 seconds I thought they were real while she was out playing basketball... but nah. There's no way in hell. *shudders*

She's slightly dramatic too! *rolls her eyes* I'm over drama, ya know? Don't wanna watch some chick spaz out on t.v.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Her nipples are always erect. The only reason they bounce is because of her lack of bra. Even fake gravity defying boobs need support at that size.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
LMFAO

She's funky! And what's so sad is she's a very pretty girl and would look SOOOO much better without those things. Why'd she make them so insanely huge for her height and stuff?

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Attention. Insecurity. I dunno. Vause she's stupid?

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Probably insecurity because of the whole rape thing. *shrugs* I dunno.

*looks at her barely there boobs* I'm 5'9" and shouldn't have boobs as big as hers.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm 5'5" and mine are bigger than hers. :|

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but they're natural! :P

I want boobs! *sobs*

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
No. You really don't.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
I want some at least. :S

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You have SOME.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-15 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
Er... a little bit I guess.

What have we done to this journal entry!? My my.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-15 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
We made it cool is all.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

[identity profile] rebness.livejournal.com 2004-01-16 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
TWATS!

*Flips you both off*

I am having the strangest sense of deja vu. :p