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mumsisdaughter for this, but jealously imitating saffronlie spurs me on.SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. Dying (not death, dying.)
2. Enclosed spaces
3. SPIDERS D:
4. Maths
5. Decisions
6. Being fired for reading fanfic when I’m supposed to be running payroll
7. Mornings
SEVEN THINGS YOU LIKE THE MOST
1. Travel
2. Planning travel
3. Travelling and drinking wine
4. Reading about travel
5. Long, candle-lit, scented baths
6. 80s music
7. Criticising everything
SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU
1. I must not get up at a normal time. It must not be 8.30, but 8.27.
2. I am insanely vengeful, but forgive at the slightest hint of remorse
3. I hate pork I hate it I hate it I hate it
4. I really need glasses, but since I lost an expensive pair two years ago, I still have not bought new ones
5. I wanted to be a farmer when I grew up :(
6. Sometimes I feel a crushing love for humanity itself, I mean pure optimism and affection for mankind despite all our many, many faults. And it can be prompted by something as stupid as the song I'm listening to right now. The feeling never lasts long; a few minutes, maybe, but it's a nice feeling.
7. Throughout school, two assessments were always made of me: That I was ‘gifted’ in the arts, invariably followed by the pronouncement that I was ‘lazy’, with detention as a chaser.
SEVEN THINGS YOU PLAN TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Live and work in
2. Get something published
3. See at least one country for every year that I live (I am up to eighteen now. Pah!)
4. Trip the light fantastic
5. Look after my mum
6. Buy a ferret
7. Learn to dance tango
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN DO
1. Eat chilli after chilli then turn a triumphant glare to my challenger
2. Write demented stories that never see the light of day
3. Calm down two people in the middle of an argument and make them feel bad >:)
4. Remember entire poems and passages from literature, but not your face
5. Twist things when arguing with someone (I'm sorry, but we're being honest here, rite?)
6. Teach an old dog new tricks
7. Read Tarot (this should be an easy thing, but so many people are so rubbish at it that I’ve seen)
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN'T DO
1. Whistle
2. Remember your face
3. Pretend I like people I don’t (it shows on my face too easily)
4. Dance tango :(
5. Pay for the train when nobody’s there to make me
6. Not slouch
7. Like
SEVEN THINGS THAT ATTRACT YOU
1. Eyes
2. Intelligence
3. Humour
4. Manners
5. Kindness to animals
6. Culture
7. Pure manly sexiness >:D
SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST
1. 'Go to Hell!'
2. 'Oh Chavo, do do do do…' (Sung to the tune of Sugar, do do do do, oh honey, honey...)
3. 'Screw you!'
4. 'Good, good'
5. 'Dude!'
6. 'Now where did I put…?'
7. 'Yeah, but…'
SEVEN CELEB CRUSHES
1. This is boring. Johnny Depp is unnaturally gorgeous, but WHUT. They’re celebrites. So what?
SEVEN PEOPLE YOU WANT TO SEE TAKE THIS TEST
1. Whomever wants to do it
2. Whomever wants to do it
3. Whomever wants to do it
4. Whomever wants to do it
5. Whomever wants to do it
6. Whomever wants to do it
7. Whomever wants to do it
In other news, my friend Alenka is going to teach me some Bosnian tomorrow for the price of a beer. Lulz, it's like €1.