Fookin' hell

[rebness]

I am making Gordon Ramsay's rabbit fricassee with potatoes dauphinoise* tonight, two recipes that probably don't go together, but are indulgent and awesome, as compensation for such an awful working day. There were the terrible phone calls with irate Liverpudlians, the stupid stupid STUPID woman from the Child Support Agency who demanded I flout Government rules and also change the way SAP is programmed. Then there were tiresome e-mails from patchworkgirl_  to contend with, who unfortunately was back at work.

Feck it. I had some cheesecake on standby for Saturday, but I think I deserve a slice tonight. Woo! Life is looking up!

*It should be pasta, but potatoes are more awesome.

ETA: Warning! Extremely gratuitous swearing in the comments!

Comments

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

You discriminate against me as the owner of a CUTE FLUFFY BUNNY. This has caused me to become anorexic and lose my iPod, so I am taking you to internet court.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

I'll pay you two 4chan memes and a Max Gogarty. Otherwise, phone those useless gits at the CSA!

Factola

[rebness.livejournal.com]

O hay, did you know that the European rabbit is considered 'at risk' in Spain? Probably more endangered after tonight's cooking, but...

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

DON'T START ME WITH THE CSA RITE.

My best phone call today was someone who doesn't see why asylum seekers should get to use the NHS.

ME: They don't
HIM: No right cos this nigger next door I'm not even ebing funny right-
ME:You only get free healthcare if you've been granted leave to remain. When you have been granted leave to remain, you are no longer seeking asylum.
HIM: So what about the illegal ones?
ME: They have to pay. Or more commonly, die.
HIM: Oh, right.Sound then, sorry to bother you.

Re: Factola

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

How DARE you eat anything that I find cute? You MONSTER! Do you know how they TREAT those bunnies?

[rebness.livejournal.com]

ASS. HATS.

I can't bear all that ridiculous crap.

Re: Factola

[rebness.livejournal.com]

You should see what they do to the snails! I have to try and rescue them whenever it rains! D:

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

Well, you know I only stick up for them because if they hadn't infected everyone with AIDS I wouldn't have a job.

Re: Factola

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

Well snails aren't cute, so it's perfectly moral to eat them.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Damn straight!

Re: Factola

[rebness.livejournal.com]

True, true. Everyone should just eat goats. They're so ugly!

Re: Factola

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

It's like rite, cows and that, who GIVES A FUCK? But then they chase the cute foxies and it's SOOOOO EVIL. I mean I'm happy to eat meat, other animal products, wear leather and take drugs and use make up that have been tested on animals (unless I see a picture of the FLUFFY BUNNIES looking SAD), BUT RITE I wouldn't PERSONALLY gut a kitten.

Some people's priorities are so fucked.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING MEME ANSWERS?!

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

INSIDE AMY BARNES' VAGINA,OKAAAAAY?

[rebness.livejournal.com]

HUSH YOU. WAIT. TROLL!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

YOU WENT TO ICONSZICONS!!!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

WHERE'S YOURS TOO?!

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

I'M DOING ACTUAL SERIOUS WORK JUST NOW.

Also you has an invite to a Hollyoaks mockery comm. You in?

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

I HAS A INVITE??!! OHH, I'LL GO GET!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

They have some fine icons!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

NO INVITE! FAIL!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

FAIL FOR WATCHING HOLLYOAKS

Re: Factola

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

"I wouldn't PERSONALLY gut a kitten."

You should get that made into a T Shirt.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU, CUNTSTABLE.

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU RIGHT, JUST FUCK YOU.THEY DEAL WITH ISSUES THAT ARE RELEVANT TO MY LIFE SUCH AS CAKE!RAPE AND GIVING BIRTH IN PHONEBOXES.

I will attend to this pressing matter.