Yeah, yeah, I do. Interesting fact: three people from my primary school class (and of course, being The Village, it was only small) are dead. One killed on her honeymoon, one from CJD, one stabbed. A fourth was David McCabe of The Zutons, WHO STOLE MY APPLES.

I am very much in tune with my roots and culture, which is why Knowsley breaks my heart. All those beautiful, ancient fields and stately homes broken up for factories and dumps.

Jawsus needs a dental plan!