I know which is meant for me because you are not the mistress of disguise when it comes to a certain city of light ;) However, I wish the one about colour being spelled with a U was me ... it seems teh c00!

Next time I'm on your side of the world we should meet up and blibber over all the great published writers and hate the ones that have past their prime and are still trying to get us to buy their drivel. Someday, kids might do the same to us ;)