OMG, I know what you mean on the book thing. I have a friend, supposedly one of my best friends, and she gets me this book called Sexuality in Shakespeare: Puns in the Bard's Plays, or something like that. I tore the paper off, she mailed me my gift and was like WTF? Dude, would I ever read some shit like this? And the worse part is we're kinda not speaking right now so I think she got the crap gift on purpose but she could have gone for the book gift card, she knows how picky I am about reading things.

And the worse part is I feel so ungrateful even writing this, a gift is a gift.....but she is/was a friend so you think she would know me better than that.