WHEN I WAS LITTLE BEFORE I OBJECTED ON GROUNDS OF HORSE ABUSE MY DAD LET ME PICK AND I PICKED THE WINNER BECAUSE THE JOCKEY WAS WEARING PINK AND PURPLE AND MY RELATIVES BECAME CONVINCED I HAD PSYCHIC HORSE DEFINING POWERS BUT THEN THE NEXT ONE I PICKED LOST, SO WE ALL WENT ON AS NORMAL.

I BOUGHT A SET OF ROALD DAHL BOOKS WITH MY WINNINGS, THOUGH I SUSPECT MY PARENTS MAY HAVE MADE UP THE DIFFERENCE.