*snrk* Writer's block. Jeez. Who thinks these things up?

Shake your fist all you like, bb! (Says an American with Scottish-Belgian roots, settled in New England by way of Chicago and Washington state. :D )

Or if you really want to celebrate, drink cheap shitty beer and set off illegal fireworks in your back yard, causing ALL the neighborhood dogs to bark their heads off for an hour straight. Not that I'm complaining about the neighbors or anything. :x