Am very quietly-spoken in real life, because I think I'm more introspective than one who talks much. (Don't read shyness into this. I just believe in empty vessels, and all that.)

I noticed I had a lisp on that, too. Dude, my voice so reminded me of someone, but I don't know whom. Ach, well.

I felt very stupid saying it into the 'phone. My brother was in the next room whilst I talked of Darren Hayes headbutting people and getting all kinds of stuff over him.

Yaay! French! Except I mispronounced one word in my haste. Oh, well.

Tsh! Kelly understands it's not mocking. Oh, dear. A horse's head is on my doorstep...