Gosh that list made me think random-like. What were you doing in Albania? A kick in the shins is most endearing. I thought you said you were on Cutty Sark and I thought, I like whiskey. Yeah, well. You also reminded me of the "We castrated Jack the Horse without anesthesia" story. (Well, I didn't know they did THAT!)

I think you are a bad influence on me. ;)

I'll do this meme later.

PS: I'm glad you did not drown.