No, no, no! It's all wrong. I mean who the hell have they got playing Claudia for a start?

Ashley? Mary-Kate?

I know Kirsten Dunst was a bit too old for the film, but she was brilliant as Claudia. I hope this girl can pull it off... even if she is forty.

I don't know why they couldn't cast a teenager for Armand, though. It's very strange. But er... not as strange as Elton John as Lestat, David Furnish as Louis. o_O