See even if you did horrendously bad cockney I doubt I'd spot it for I am a fake southie.

Ooh have fun down here.... wow now that sounded oh so wrong!

I want me some absinthe. Why is it I never get any? Places never seem to have it when I go to them. Either that or they lie. I don't see why they lie considering how much they charge for the stuff. But at least they don't pretend they have it then give you creme de menthe. I don't know why they would do that either though... *stops talking*