She Made Me Do It...

[rebness]

I was forced into doing a mundane task at work the other day, which meant dragging me away from the computer-- there are still nail marks in the desk.

Anyhoo, saffronlie suggested that, in order to stave off brain being succumbing to a grey wasteland of nothing, I should occupy my mind by coming up with .

Ten Reasons Why Louis is Pretty

1. Because green eyes are *soooo* Jude Law hot

2. "Tears become him like jewels"-- props to a guy who looks great when crying, and not all red and puffy-faced.

3. French, much?

4. Broad shoulders, but slim body? Bring it on!

5. Black hair. Yesness.

6. The only person anywhere near nice enough to play him is Johnny Depp. (Will maybe stretch to Jude Law.)

7. He's all scruffy and student-like, despite being two hundred.

8. He likes arty films and books. You could bring him home to meet mother! But then he'd like, kill her and stuff, but be all sad afterwards, and cry jewel-like tears.

9. Pointe is great alliteration. Pretty Pointe.

10. Okay, number 9 was stupid.

Comments

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


You ought to take responsibility for your own actions, you know.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

No, 'tis all your fault, you corrupting influence, you.

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

You're the one who's trying to kill me. :( You're a sucky husband.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Hey, it adds spice to the marriage.

[silverthoughts.livejournal.com]

*laugh*

10. Two words. Sex God.

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

You're both insane.

And Johnny is supposed to be NICKI, for Mozart's sake!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

LOUIS!

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

LOUIS is but a mere imitation of NICKI, and so Johnny gets to be the original!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

No, Louis is The New and Improved Nicki... with added empathy and prettiness. >:-D

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

New and Improved my ass--at least Darling Nicki takes ACTION! Louis just sits and whines. There is a very...Heathcliff-esqueness (:D) to Nicki that is pointedly absent in Louis.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure Louis is really jealous that he was never nuts enough to have his hands cut off or to dance into a fire...

*ducks*

I'd use Lestat's quote about "Louis [gaining] a much stronger hold" on him because of his innocence and, then again, his darkness, but then Anne changed her mind by TotBT...dammit. >:

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

YEAH! See, you can't use that.

Where in TOBT is Nicki??? It's been 7 years. Not that I have TOBT here to look through. But I do have Louis and Lestat's fight bookmarked :D

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Nicki isn't in TotBT... I think... :p That quote is from TVL.

I love the fights between Louis and Lestat in that book, but the whole inspid David-is-so-wonderful and god/devil thing ruins it for me.

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

Then why did you mention TOBT? Am so confused. I know that Louis thing is in TVL. But we all know Lestat is insane--look at his Louis replacements when Louis (the poor thing!) isn't even dead!

*kills David*

[rebness.livejournal.com]

No, no, I mean that in TVL/QotD, Lestat is all, "Louis! Amour de ma vie!" and then by TotBT he's into geriatrics and eugh...

[silverthoughts.livejournal.com]

Now now. Don't take your hatred out on David. It's not his fault he's as interesting as mold and that Lestat is nothimg more than a slut.

[silverthoughts.livejournal.com]

Not only that. Nicki is ashes. Move on.

And your icon. *thumbs up*

[rebness.livejournal.com]

You know, I like you more and more by the day, Silver... ;-)

Everyone loves this icon. Except saffronlie who is evil, but also loves Louis, so I guess it balances out.

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

NICKI WILL COME BACK!!! I SEE IT!!

I was rereading TVL this past week for a paper. And I cried when I got to the poor dear. I CRIED--and it wasn't for the loss of Anne Rice's sanity or talent. Hahahaha.

NICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

[silverthoughts.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you want him to return. With the current mental state of his writer, he may not return in full form. She might have him become...a pianist.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Oh! He can duet with Sybelle!

*gags*

[silverthoughts.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Maybe they can go on tour? Give Satan's Night Out a job! Those poor schmucks.

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was thinking about that when I read TVL too. I was grateful that she killed him off because if she didn't, now he'd be a transvestite with a recording career and a big blonde wig--not that I don't love RuPaul, but that doesn't need to happen to Nicki.

[jadedscorpion.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee! And #8--LOL!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Hey, wait for me! *Brings camera*