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rebness ([personal profile] rebness) wrote2004-01-12 10:27 am

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Speaking of Lord of the Rings, I was in an MSN conversation a while back with [livejournal.com profile] nyalko80 and [livejournal.com profile] therealycats casually talking about various films.

A confession: I've never read the Lord of the Rings books.

*Shock! Horror!*

I just couldn't get into them. I tried, seriously, I did, but the prose style? Not for me. I mean, I recognise that they're very well-written, they have great attention to detail-- but I put the first book down halfway through, and never picked it up again, which is rare for me.

Anyhoo, I did love and appreciate the films. I loved Jackson's dark take on them, and was determined that, no matter what, I would see all of them and Avoid Spoilers at All Costs.

That was until my two friends said something like "oh boy, I can't wait for the third instalment, and to see how they do the bit where [Insert spoiler about Gollum's fate here].

Becky: AIEEEEE! No! You didn't just reveal to me the ending which I had up to this point known absolutely nothing about!

[livejournal.com profile] nyalko80 Um... you haven't read it?

Becky: NO! =:-o

[livejournal.com profile] therealycats Oh.

[livejournal.com profile] nyalko80 Erm...er...well, maybe we knew that, and we were making it up! You don't know for sure if that happens to Gollum.

Becky: *Cries* It so does! You're lying-- I can see it in your smiley's eyes.

Cute RotK. That bit with Gollum happens. Wow, I think, okay, so the second part of it happened, but at least he didn't do that chomping thing. Ha! In your face, spoiler gits.

And then it did happen. Pah!

*crushes their heads a la Lenny*

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-12 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's good PR for your journal! :D

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[identity profile] rebness.livejournal.com 2004-01-12 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
We'll be known as Spam Bastards throughout the LJ community! LMFAO!

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-12 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
We should have, like, Cub Scouts badges for stuff like this.

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[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-12 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
You should only start to get excited when it gets over 100. Silly rabbit.

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-13 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we've got some commenting to do, don't we! :D

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[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-13 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well...I just woke up and now I have to get ready for a boring class...so...uh...discuss Heath's pubes...yeah...that should make for interesting conversation.

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-13 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Heath pubes? LMAO Where the hell? *cocks and eyebrow* Oooooh, I see it. And ewe!

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[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-13 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ew?! EW?? Are you INSANE?

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
((Take 12))

I kept getting logged out.

Anyway, yes, I am somewhat. But I'm kind of weirded out by how neat they are and how well placed. *peeks again*

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[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone loves Heath pubes. Because they are HEATH PUBES!

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
Did he not notice they were hanging out like that, though?

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[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure he did. That's from a Vanity Fair cover. It's all sexy and stuff.

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder who got to say "Hey Heath! Show us some pubes for this one! Yeah... that's perfect" because that would be kinda strange.

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[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say it. Or I bet no one said it. I bet the stylists and the photographers went up there and pulled his pants and underwear down.

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
::wants desperately to be his stylist:: lol

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[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
Who wouldn't...mmmm...

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
*shrugs* There's gotta be some stupid turd out there.

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[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah. Stupid people suck.

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
They just don't understand is all.

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[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
'Cause they're stupid.

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah! :) *kicks stupid people*

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[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
They do, however, provide hours of entertainment.

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yes they do! Especially in public places where they have to interact with other stupid people. It's great. You know, if you're ever dying to be entertained by stupid people, just turn on the new season of the Real World. lol

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[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
My roommate is watching that right now.

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[identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com 2004-01-14 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
They had two new episodes on last night... and the Coyote Ugly chick pisses me off to no end. The girl is so plastered drunk and all up in Jacquese's face and stuff. I would've pushed her into oncoming traffic.