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Speaking of Lord of the Rings, I was in an MSN conversation a while back with [livejournal.com profile] nyalko80 and [livejournal.com profile] therealycats casually talking about various films.

A confession: I've never read the Lord of the Rings books.

*Shock! Horror!*

I just couldn't get into them. I tried, seriously, I did, but the prose style? Not for me. I mean, I recognise that they're very well-written, they have great attention to detail-- but I put the first book down halfway through, and never picked it up again, which is rare for me.

Anyhoo, I did love and appreciate the films. I loved Jackson's dark take on them, and was determined that, no matter what, I would see all of them and Avoid Spoilers at All Costs.

That was until my two friends said something like "oh boy, I can't wait for the third instalment, and to see how they do the bit where [Insert spoiler about Gollum's fate here].

Becky: AIEEEEE! No! You didn't just reveal to me the ending which I had up to this point known absolutely nothing about!

[livejournal.com profile] nyalko80 Um... you haven't read it?

Becky: NO! =:-o

[livejournal.com profile] therealycats Oh.

[livejournal.com profile] nyalko80 Erm...er...well, maybe we knew that, and we were making it up! You don't know for sure if that happens to Gollum.

Becky: *Cries* It so does! You're lying-- I can see it in your smiley's eyes.

Cute RotK. That bit with Gollum happens. Wow, I think, okay, so the second part of it happened, but at least he didn't do that chomping thing. Ha! In your face, spoiler gits.

And then it did happen. Pah!

*crushes their heads a la Lenny*

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 10:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
((Take 12))

I kept getting logged out.

Anyway, yes, I am somewhat. But I'm kind of weirded out by how neat they are and how well placed. *peeks again*

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com
Everyone loves Heath pubes. Because they are HEATH PUBES!

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
Did he not notice they were hanging out like that, though?

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com
I'm sure he did. That's from a Vanity Fair cover. It's all sexy and stuff.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
I wonder who got to say "Hey Heath! Show us some pubes for this one! Yeah... that's perfect" because that would be kinda strange.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com
I'd say it. Or I bet no one said it. I bet the stylists and the photographers went up there and pulled his pants and underwear down.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
::wants desperately to be his stylist:: lol

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
*shrugs* There's gotta be some stupid turd out there.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
They just don't understand is all.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
Well, yeah! :) *kicks stupid people*

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com
They do, however, provide hours of entertainment.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
Yes they do! Especially in public places where they have to interact with other stupid people. It's great. You know, if you're ever dying to be entertained by stupid people, just turn on the new season of the Real World. lol

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com
My roommate is watching that right now.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
They had two new episodes on last night... and the Coyote Ugly chick pisses me off to no end. The girl is so plastered drunk and all up in Jacquese's face and stuff. I would've pushed her into oncoming traffic.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
Ugh, I know! For .2 seconds I thought they were real while she was out playing basketball... but nah. There's no way in hell. *shudders*

She's slightly dramatic too! *rolls her eyes* I'm over drama, ya know? Don't wanna watch some chick spaz out on t.v.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com
Her nipples are always erect. The only reason they bounce is because of her lack of bra. Even fake gravity defying boobs need support at that size.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
LMFAO

She's funky! And what's so sad is she's a very pretty girl and would look SOOOO much better without those things. Why'd she make them so insanely huge for her height and stuff?

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com
Attention. Insecurity. I dunno. Vause she's stupid?

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
Probably insecurity because of the whole rape thing. *shrugs* I dunno.

*looks at her barely there boobs* I'm 5'9" and shouldn't have boobs as big as hers.

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com
I'm 5'5" and mine are bigger than hers. :|

Re: Pip Pip... Part II

Date: 2004-01-14 11:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyalko80.livejournal.com
Yeah but they're natural! :P

I want boobs! *sobs*

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