Fookin' hell

[rebness]

I am making Gordon Ramsay's rabbit fricassee with potatoes dauphinoise* tonight, two recipes that probably don't go together, but are indulgent and awesome, as compensation for such an awful working day. There were the terrible phone calls with irate Liverpudlians, the stupid stupid STUPID woman from the Child Support Agency who demanded I flout Government rules and also change the way SAP is programmed. Then there were tiresome e-mails from patchworkgirl_  to contend with, who unfortunately was back at work.

Feck it. I had some cheesecake on standby for Saturday, but I think I deserve a slice tonight. Woo! Life is looking up!

*It should be pasta, but potatoes are more awesome.

ETA: Warning! Extremely gratuitous swearing in the comments!

Comments

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

You discriminate against me as the owner of a CUTE FLUFFY BUNNY. This has caused me to become anorexic and lose my iPod, so I am taking you to internet court.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

I'll pay you two 4chan memes and a Max Gogarty. Otherwise, phone those useless gits at the CSA!

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

DON'T START ME WITH THE CSA RITE.

My best phone call today was someone who doesn't see why asylum seekers should get to use the NHS.

ME: They don't
HIM: No right cos this nigger next door I'm not even ebing funny right-
ME:You only get free healthcare if you've been granted leave to remain. When you have been granted leave to remain, you are no longer seeking asylum.
HIM: So what about the illegal ones?
ME: They have to pay. Or more commonly, die.
HIM: Oh, right.Sound then, sorry to bother you.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

ASS. HATS.

I can't bear all that ridiculous crap.

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

Well, you know I only stick up for them because if they hadn't infected everyone with AIDS I wouldn't have a job.

Factola

[rebness.livejournal.com]

O hay, did you know that the European rabbit is considered 'at risk' in Spain? Probably more endangered after tonight's cooking, but...

Re: Factola

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

How DARE you eat anything that I find cute? You MONSTER! Do you know how they TREAT those bunnies?

Re: Factola

[rebness.livejournal.com]

You should see what they do to the snails! I have to try and rescue them whenever it rains! D:

Re: Factola

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

Well snails aren't cute, so it's perfectly moral to eat them.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING MEME ANSWERS?!

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

INSIDE AMY BARNES' VAGINA,OKAAAAAY?

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

WHERE'S YOURS TOO?!

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

I'M DOING ACTUAL SERIOUS WORK JUST NOW.

Also you has an invite to a Hollyoaks mockery comm. You in?

[rebness.livejournal.com]

HUSH YOU. WAIT. TROLL!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

YOU WENT TO ICONSZICONS!!!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

They have some fine icons!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Oh, WAIT! You're eating rabbit?!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

EWWWW!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

It was extremely tasty! :D

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWWWW!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

What next? Fifty Hitlers?

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

lololololololololol

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Swearing is passable. Fifty Hitlers vaguely annoying. Stupid, vapid lololol or lulz -- I will kill.