Fookin' hell

[rebness]

I am making Gordon Ramsay's rabbit fricassee with potatoes dauphinoise* tonight, two recipes that probably don't go together, but are indulgent and awesome, as compensation for such an awful working day. There were the terrible phone calls with irate Liverpudlians, the stupid stupid STUPID woman from the Child Support Agency who demanded I flout Government rules and also change the way SAP is programmed. Then there were tiresome e-mails from patchworkgirl_  to contend with, who unfortunately was back at work.

Feck it. I had some cheesecake on standby for Saturday, but I think I deserve a slice tonight. Woo! Life is looking up!

*It should be pasta, but potatoes are more awesome.

ETA: Warning! Extremely gratuitous swearing in the comments!

Comments

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

What next? Fifty Hitlers?

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

lololololololololol

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Swearing is passable. Fifty Hitlers vaguely annoying. Stupid, vapid lololol or lulz -- I will kill.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulz

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I will freeze this thread, so help me God!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

lmao

[rebness.livejournal.com]

I usually make a policy of ignoring asinine comments, but as it's you...

I WILL CUT YOU OMGZ

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

x50

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Godwin's! I feel like I have earned my internet wings!

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

LOOK INTO HIS EYES AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.

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I ATE A VERY, VEREH TASTY RABBIT. OH YEAH!

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