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rebness ([personal profile] rebness) wrote2008-06-19 10:30 pm

Interests meme

Meme, from the sexy [personal profile] sunshade : Comment and I'll list 7 interests from your profile in a reply. Then you do an entry/comment about what they mean and why you are interested in them.

Interests picked for me...

El Laberinto del Fauno
This is the original name for the film Pan's Labyrinth. It's an awesome film set during the Spanish Civil War, which I have written about before on here. I went to see it with [profile] jaffacakequeen  and [profile] kristoferllama  shortly after being accepted for my job here. I remember being thrilled at the idea that someday I would understand what the actors were saying without reading the subtitles. I watched it here with my flatmate a couple of months ago. The words, they made sense! Not all, but enough to make me feel happy and smug.

Hating Knowsley
I hate the place. I hate the entire place. Where I come from is in the suburbs, a few kilometres from Liverpool. The village where I grew up is very lovely and very old. My family home is beautiful. However, the place itself is full of middling, racist, ignorant asshats. To paraphrase Byron, I love my country... I just don't really like some of my countrymen. I would never go to Knowsley again if my beloved family were not there. That said, I added this interest when I was living in Knowsley. Now I don't feel so much hate as a lack of love.

Wishing Websense Would Die
In my work, they block Facebook. Fair enough. They block Livejournal. Fair enough. They block all web-based e-mail. Fair...enough. They also block: The Guardian, BBC Weather, General Motors USA (WE WORK FOR GENERAL MOTORS), Google Images...in short, everything useful. And you may try and click onto CNN news and be told by Websense: "The category SEX is restricted." DIAF, Websense.

Ghetto Sushi
I love sushi fresh from a restaurant, but even more do I love sushi from Marks and Spencers, in its little plastic packet, with its little dab of wasabi and bottle of soy sauce in a fish-shaped container! It's perfect. It's ghetto. Don't try Asda sushi, though - it is ghetto in that it tastes like you are licking a train.

Lisa Needs Braces
DENTAL PLAN

Sparkle Motion
Every girl wants to be in Sparkle Motion!

Love and Squalor
This is from the short story collection For Esme, With Love and Squalor, by JD Salinger. I believe it was released in America as Nine Stories. The stories really stay with me from that book; Seymour and the bananafish; the simple poem that reads pretty mouth and green my eyes; The Laughing Man and his terrible sadness. Above all, I love the title story, that of the jaded American soldier in a little cafe in England during the war, who meets a precocious little English girl, Esme, who says she is fascinated by squalor. Things happen, etc, etc. The narrator begins to fall apart, but there is always that meeting with Esme to remember:You take a really sleepy man, Esme, and he always stands a chance of becoming a man with all his faculties intact.

[identity profile] keep-warm.livejournal.com 2008-06-19 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude! Do you live In The Village? WOAH.

According to my family I am stuck up and arrogant and have no sense of place or roots or culture, but I cannot describe my glee in discovering that in your interests list.

Also LOL 4CHAN.

[identity profile] rebness.livejournal.com 2008-06-19 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, I do. Interesting fact: three people from my primary school class (and of course, being The Village, it was only small) are dead. One killed on her honeymoon, one from CJD, one stabbed. A fourth was David McCabe of The Zutons, WHO STOLE MY APPLES.

I am very much in tune with my roots and culture, which is why Knowsley breaks my heart. All those beautiful, ancient fields and stately homes broken up for factories and dumps.

Jawsus needs a dental plan!

[identity profile] keep-warm.livejournal.com 2008-06-19 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I seem to remember a semi-legendary guy called McCabe who went to Knowlsey College...maybe it's him. Apple theiving shitwit.

There's a lot I love about the place too, which is why it breaks my heart when some rahs at Durham try and buy herion from me, I respond indingnatly that this is stereotypical bullshit, then remember my close relative serving 18 years in Frankland for....you'll never guess what...!

DENTAL PLAN? NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

[identity profile] rebness.livejournal.com 2008-06-19 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He said he was looking for his cat. I was all, "YOU DON'T HAVE A CAT" My mum told him to go home to his "mental mother", who was of course a village celebrity. For all the wrong reasons.

And then he got famous and has lots of money. Boo.

My sister bullied Heidi Range off Sugababes, also. We're a family of celebrity-botherers!

It's true. Knowsley is a real love/hate thing!

[identity profile] keep-warm.livejournal.com 2008-06-19 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
My fucking trollwench sister went to school with Jimmy McGovern's nephew for five years, KNEW THIS AND DIDN'T TELL ME. My brother, special treasure that he is, gets free saveloy by telling the women in ther E Coli Chippy that he's Ste Gerrard's cousin.

Did his mum have that big Gothic house with all the dogs?

[identity profile] rebness.livejournal.com 2008-06-19 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Also: c***u***nt radiologists, ducks, hating bono, you're not even irish, liverpool expatriotism, girls aloud, vandalising wikipedia

[identity profile] keep-warm.livejournal.com 2008-06-19 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I shall enjoy this.