Oiga

[rebness]

I was in El Corte Ingles tonight (think Spanish department store a la Harvey Nicks) for a little treat because I felt like sushi. Anyway, I was wandering around the cheeses section when this dude comes over near where I'm standing and is all, "Where are the peppers?" so I'm like, "Aha. I just thought he meant me....do do do..." I wander on my merry way when I hear again, "Where are the peppers? LISTEN TO ME! Wait..."

I turn around, puzzled, and this average looking-dude is staring at me expectantly. "Where are the peppers?" he repeats.

"I don't know." I say shortly.

He storms off, all confused, probably to put in a complaint about unhelpful staff. I'm wearing business trousers and a fucking office shirt and have a shopping basket in my hand, like the other 9,000 shoppers there. Stupid man.

Anyway, here's a meme thing ganked from that sexy ho sunshade:

Comment and I'll tell you which icon of yours:

01. I associate most with you.
02 I like the best.
03. I don't understand / don't know why you have it.

Comments

[versailles-rose.livejournal.com]

You KNEW I'd reply.

[sroit.livejournal.com]

Isn't it weird being mistaken for the help? I've had that happen more than once. I can't always decide whether to be offended or complimented (because maybe I look authoritative or something).

Depends on the store. ;-)

[zhonghua2000.livejournal.com]

DO ME PLEASE! :-D

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Hit me.

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

But WHERE ARE THE PEPPERS? I dunno, people say hilarious things in supermarkets. "Mum, what about waisin toast?!" ...Maybe you had to be there.

[moon-chylde.livejournal.com]

Me! Me! Do Me!

And um. Ignore all the scantily dressed icons I have. Those are for role playing purposes.

[airiddh1.livejournal.com]

you know I can't resist these sort of things!!