Oiga

[rebness]

I was in El Corte Ingles tonight (think Spanish department store a la Harvey Nicks) for a little treat because I felt like sushi. Anyway, I was wandering around the cheeses section when this dude comes over near where I'm standing and is all, "Where are the peppers?" so I'm like, "Aha. I just thought he meant me....do do do..." I wander on my merry way when I hear again, "Where are the peppers? LISTEN TO ME! Wait..."

I turn around, puzzled, and this average looking-dude is staring at me expectantly. "Where are the peppers?" he repeats.

"I don't know." I say shortly.

He storms off, all confused, probably to put in a complaint about unhelpful staff. I'm wearing business trousers and a fucking office shirt and have a shopping basket in my hand, like the other 9,000 shoppers there. Stupid man.

Anyway, here's a meme thing ganked from that sexy ho sunshade:

Comment and I'll tell you which icon of yours:

01. I associate most with you.
02 I like the best.
03. I don't understand / don't know why you have it.

Comments

[versailles-rose.livejournal.com]

You KNEW I'd reply.

You cannot resist the meme's siren song

[rebness.livejournal.com]

1. The quintessential VR icon. English tea! :D

2. It's happy. It's a border collie. Enough said!

3. Go ahead and explain. :p

Oh, Agadore!

[versailles-rose.livejournal.com]

Agadore Spartacus - the houseboy in 'The Birdcage' (the one with Robin Williams - have you seen it?) Because I could use a cute, over the top, houseboy.

Re: Oh, Agadore!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Man, I've seen the French version, but not the American, alas!

Still, I agree! I want a cute, OTT houseboy...

[sroit.livejournal.com]

Isn't it weird being mistaken for the help? I've had that happen more than once. I can't always decide whether to be offended or complimented (because maybe I look authoritative or something).

Depends on the store. ;-)

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Very, very true. It was just a bit weird. Thankfully, El Corte is a posh store, so I don't feel so bad! ;)

Want me to pick out some of your icons for memage?

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

Do me!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

1.

2.

I'm going to pass on 3 as they all seem reasonable to have!

[sroit.livejournal.com]

Sure, why not.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

1. I saw someone else with this icon on a community and did a double-take because I thought it was you!

2. Because whoah!

3. Hee...

[sroit.livejournal.com]

The second one—sigh. Yah, that's the sweet French boy I can never shut up about. ;-)

The third, hehe. Always loved the Maurin imp. I have a large poster of that.

[zhonghua2000.livejournal.com]

DO ME PLEASE! :-D

O hay u

[rebness.livejournal.com]

1. <33333333

2. Because it’s just so you.


3. Haha

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Hit me.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

STUPID MEGAVIDEO!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Aha, found a working Dexter!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Link! LINK!!!1

[rebness.livejournal.com]

In the face or the stomach?

1. Your obsessions, style and humour in one go, bb.

2. Gorgeous colours!


3. I just don’t understand the quote, alas!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

1. Aww, thank you. I can't bear to delete it.

2. And slightly rude looking, no?

3. It's a quote from Mighty Boosh. Old Greg loves Bailies and has endless paintings of it from all angles and the last one is a plain white sheet which is "as close as you can get to Bailies without getting your eyes wet"

You need to watch them!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see...

I will watch it one day, bb! After Dexter's working link. *Ahem*

I love the first two icons. You should keep them and molest them.

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

But WHERE ARE THE PEPPERS? I dunno, people say hilarious things in supermarkets. "Mum, what about waisin toast?!" ...Maybe you had to be there.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Once a woman threw pampers at me and said "I can't read" and I had to read the ingredients out. I still worry I missed something resulting in a allergic reaction...

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

That's almost but not really like the time I thought this dude in Morrisons was going to ask me for my opinion on cheese, but actually he just wanted to know the time.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Man, I would have been so annoyed. You should have just told him, anyway!

Cheeeeeeeese. :D

[rebness.livejournal.com]

That... is pretty weird, bb.

CAN I DO MEME NAO? I have so many questions!

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

Of course bb!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

1.
Sing!

2. Because GOOD TIMES

3. Not so much a WTF as who is she, bb?

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

ANNE SHIRLEY, YOU IGNORANT PERSON. ON THE COVER OF ANNE OF THE ISLAND.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

WHAT'S ANNE OF THE ISLAND?

OMG

edited for hononym Fail

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

USE GOOGLE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

[rebness.livejournal.com]

IT SAYS SHE IS A PR0N STAR

[moon-chylde.livejournal.com]

Me! Me! Do Me!

And um. Ignore all the scantily dressed icons I have. Those are for role playing purposes.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

My word, that's a lot of near-nekkid women for me to be looking at in my lunch hour! Heehee...

Here we go...

1. Just so… you.

2. Because it’s Eliza and it’s true. :D


3. Reference to something?

[moon-chylde.livejournal.com]

Don't say I didn't warn you about the near nekkidness. LOL

1. Yeah, I love the atmospheric of that icon. And it reminds me that it's been far too long since I've been there.

2. No lie. Girls do kick it and no one does it better than Eliza.

3. That is from the TV show Lost. There was a very intense episode last season, and it ended with this scene between Desmond (who is my favorite character) and his true love Penny (aka Pen). I defy anyone to watch that scene without getting teary...and then here comes this goofy icon. It's just perfect.

[airiddh1.livejournal.com]

you know I can't resist these sort of things!!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

1. Enough said!

2. Because how beautiful… and looks just like my little Phoebe

3. What’s wrong, The Bowie?! D: