Oiga

[rebness]

I was in El Corte Ingles tonight (think Spanish department store a la Harvey Nicks) for a little treat because I felt like sushi. Anyway, I was wandering around the cheeses section when this dude comes over near where I'm standing and is all, "Where are the peppers?" so I'm like, "Aha. I just thought he meant me....do do do..." I wander on my merry way when I hear again, "Where are the peppers? LISTEN TO ME! Wait..."

I turn around, puzzled, and this average looking-dude is staring at me expectantly. "Where are the peppers?" he repeats.

"I don't know." I say shortly.

He storms off, all confused, probably to put in a complaint about unhelpful staff. I'm wearing business trousers and a fucking office shirt and have a shopping basket in my hand, like the other 9,000 shoppers there. Stupid man.

Anyway, here's a meme thing ganked from that sexy ho sunshade:

Comment and I'll tell you which icon of yours:

01. I associate most with you.
02 I like the best.
03. I don't understand / don't know why you have it.

Comments

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

But WHERE ARE THE PEPPERS? I dunno, people say hilarious things in supermarkets. "Mum, what about waisin toast?!" ...Maybe you had to be there.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Once a woman threw pampers at me and said "I can't read" and I had to read the ingredients out. I still worry I missed something resulting in a allergic reaction...

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

That's almost but not really like the time I thought this dude in Morrisons was going to ask me for my opinion on cheese, but actually he just wanted to know the time.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Man, I would have been so annoyed. You should have just told him, anyway!

Cheeeeeeeese. :D

[rebness.livejournal.com]

That... is pretty weird, bb.

CAN I DO MEME NAO? I have so many questions!

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

Of course bb!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

1.
Sing!

2. Because GOOD TIMES

3. Not so much a WTF as who is she, bb?

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

ANNE SHIRLEY, YOU IGNORANT PERSON. ON THE COVER OF ANNE OF THE ISLAND.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

WHAT'S ANNE OF THE ISLAND?

OMG

edited for hononym Fail

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

USE GOOGLE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

[rebness.livejournal.com]

IT SAYS SHE IS A PR0N STAR