Knowsley used to be called Cenwulfslei

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*The badass arm-chewer, not some stupid Narnia!wolf.
**I gained a Swedish friend called Ulf last year and it takes all my willpower not to call him Fenris
*** When they wrapped the dainty goblin chain around Fenris and he became suspicious, why didn't they just tie it to a bigger chain so he wouldn't suspect anything and there would be no arm-chewing?

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[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

Cenwulfslei? Lolz. I'm still stuck on the two dogs poem.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

One's a black one, one's a white 'un!

You ever been in that beautiful old church across from the old Asda car park, btw? My mum said there are old murals painted over by Cromwell's lot still visible, but she won't take me there to see it 'because it really stinks.'

Okay, then!

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

Oooh, no I've not, didn't know there was anything in there!

I found out the other day that the singer from the Zutons went to my school and used to torment my best friend. Who'athunk?

[rebness.livejournal.com]

He went to my school (primary, anyway!) He stole my bloody apples! >:O

WE SHOULD GO TO THAT CHURCH AND LAUGH AT CROMWELL

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY RITE, we should paint it over with yellow submarines.

He got expelled from our school! Have you any fucking idea how hard it was to get expelled from there? We got everyone else's expelled psychos!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. He had problems when he was younger; usually revolving around hitting other classmates or being hit (by people like me).

My mum once snapped at him to 'Go home to your mental mother!'

Strangely, Mother McCabe has not spoken to her since. :p

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AND HE HAD SHIT HAIR.

I never had a specific tete-a-tete with him but I remember someone coming hurtling across the field (no playground for us!)screaming MCCABE'S IN THE UNIT!. And we were happy.

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Legend of a loon!