Mum o' D00m

[rebness]

Was so bad last night. After two weeks of eating healthily, I just had to have some beer. (That was all right; it was Michelob.) And then I had some Creme Catalane (oh, so lovely, as  would jaffacakequeen would agree... um... mixed with Bailey's.

SO.

I had a couple of crazy conversations with my mum last night as well. That woman drives me nuts!

Mum:    Here, try these false nails on.

Becky:  NO. They stick to my nails and nearly pull them off and it reminds me of when my thumb got smashed and the nail hung off.  Remember that?

Mum:  Yep. Try it.

Becky:  NO.

Mum:  Try it!

Becky:  NO!

Mum:  You're so mean. If my mum were here, I'd let her put false nails on me.

Becky:   If nan were here, I'd run, because she'd be a zombie.

Mum:   No, she wouldn't.

Becky:  Yes she would! Resurrected corpses are zombies. They eat brains, and stuff.

Mum:  Well, Christ was resurrected. Does that make Jesus Zombie Jesus?

Becky:   You're going straight to Hell, woman! WITH ZOMBIES.

Mum:  Jesus wouldn't be in Hell!

***

Mum:  Hey, you didn't e-mail Helen over that apartment in Greece!

Becky:  I TOLD YOU TO REMIND ME WHEN I WAS ONLINE *headdesk*

Mum:  You should have reminded me to remind you, idiot.

Becky:  Whatever, flesh bag.

Mum:  Flash bag?

Becky:  Flesh bag.

Mum:  Frash bag?

Becky:   GRAAUGH. Leave me alone. Becky go to sleep now.

Mum:  All right, all right. I'll leave you alone if you just tell me what you said.

Becky:   Flesh bag. F-L-E-S-H B-A-G

Mum:  Ewww! Becky! Don't say that. That's horrible. Oh my God, that's just evil. Flesh bag? It makes me think of my flesh rotting.

Becky:  Ehehehehhee.

Mum:  Shut up, Frash bag.

Becky:  o.O

Crazy woman. Now you know where I get it from.

Comments

[setting-sun.livejournal.com]

I respect any mum that suggests Jesus became a zombie.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Indeed.


28 Days Later shall never be the same again.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD! I LOVE THE CHURCHILL DOG!


I'm way too excited over this...

[tsaress.livejournal.com]

I always did your mad

[almostnever.livejournal.com]

Laughing out loud here. That's great.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I wish she was the traditional "mum," but in the main, I'm glad to have such a crazy person in my life. ;)

[jaffacakequeen.livejournal.com]

thats brilliant, they are the kind LJ's i love to read. your mum is brilliant

btw you have creme catalan left? God mine was drunk in a week! :-( i am sure about the mix with Baileys though URGh

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I bought two bottles. >:)

It was really nice with Baileys. I WANT TO GO BACK TO BARCELONA.

To stock up on Creme Catalan.

[verastar99.livejournal.com]

bahahahahaha!!!


your mom is a trip!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

She's mental. You'll meet her one day, and just be in awe of how much I resemble the responsible one, she the child. :p

[diana-molloy.livejournal.com]

Those Michelob people are not smart. You do not call a beer by some long complicated name if you hope to make a profit. When you are drunk you can manage Bud, Stella and maybe Grolsh. You cannot though say Michelob... whatever the rest of the name is. They really dod not do their research.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Aww reminds me of conversations with my Mum.

MUM: Get in the cellar!
ME: But Mum the rats bite me down there! And I don't like the dark!
MUM: You want me to get the cane? DO YOU!

Good times...