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Oi, sc1ssors1ster! Thanks to your tale of birdy scariness, I had two separate nightmares about my old budgie last night, particulary its evil yellow head eaching into the seed compartment of its cage. The bird we had was yellow, and completely evil. I have a scar on my right hand thanks to its sheer evilness. And now, though thankfully dead, it has come back to haunt my Id. GRR!

So! In the tired manner of a sitcom "clips show", I was browsing through the amazingness of a paid account and decided to add some variety here. A phone post! Yaay! I'd very much like to fulfil my promise to avariecaita to read pr0n out loud without collapsing into laughter every couple of seconds, so this is perfect.

Then I read the information. International dialling rates. I suppose this means this post will be a one-off until, oh, Christmas 2007. Therefore, lovely Friends-List, must not waste this self-absorbed opportunity!

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Petronia is a hermaphrodite glamourous vampire who made Quinn by letting him suck from his/her private parts. :|

I knew you'd be thrilled. ;)

Ooooh! Yeah, now I remember! Hmm, but including hir would require reading Blackwood Farm.

Also wtf!? No sex for Louis and Lestat, no, God forbid, but some skanky hermie gets hir mini dick sucked by our wannabe Louis clone? And people wonder why I say fuck canon! :p

*dies laughing*

Bahahahaaaaaaaaa!

What has your poor brain ever done to you?! :O