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[rebness]

Oi, sc1ssors1ster! Thanks to your tale of birdy scariness, I had two separate nightmares about my old budgie last night, particulary its evil yellow head eaching into the seed compartment of its cage. The bird we had was yellow, and completely evil. I have a scar on my right hand thanks to its sheer evilness. And now, though thankfully dead, it has come back to haunt my Id. GRR!

So! In the tired manner of a sitcom "clips show", I was browsing through the amazingness of a paid account and decided to add some variety here. A phone post! Yaay! I'd very much like to fulfil my promise to avariecaita to read pr0n out loud without collapsing into laughter every couple of seconds, so this is perfect.

Then I read the information. International dialling rates. I suppose this means this post will be a one-off until, oh, Christmas 2007. Therefore, lovely Friends-List, must not waste this self-absorbed opportunity!

[Poll #432107]

Comments

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Specifically, if you read a fic, I'd love to hear part of Story of the Breasts or I Am Lestat's Confused Ramblings. A bit of Palahniukishness along with the VC, as it were. :D

[zhonghua2000.livejournal.com]

Though I loved all of your fics, First Light turned out to be my favorite. It would be great to hear part of it read.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Read one of the love letters I sent you.

[diana-molloy.livejournal.com]

You manage to do phone posts? HOW??? I have tried so many times to the point I want to kill the American computervoiced woman on the other end for telling me something or other went wrong.

[ozfille]

Would the 18th Century French Etiquette Book be enunciated in French with a comedic Northern English Accent? How would that go now?