Zut alors!

[rebness]

Just when you thought Tom Cruise couldn't get any more cheesy, he proposes to Katie Holmes at the top of the Eiffel Tower. And then raves about this wonderfully unique gesture that totally doesn't appear in tacky programmes *coughHollyoakscough* and Jackie Collins novels every five minutes.

He should also perhaps consider learning some more adjectives:

"Today is a magnificent day for me," he said, "I'm engaged to a magnificent woman."

It's Oprah fromage all over again, but now the European media is saturated with it. Gee, thanks, Tom.

Comments

[wig-maker.livejournal.com]

I'm sick of hearing about this on the radio news everyday. So what? You're in love! Not curing a fucking disease >: The funny part was how this was a MAJOR NEWSBREAKING story that just needed to be first on the world agenda. People starving in Africa? Nah, Tom likes jumping on couches. An explosion on the other side of the world? Nope, Katie *giggle* is *giggle* like *giggle* i dunno *giggle* so in *giggle* love. Children being taken hostage in a school? Get outta town! Tom and Katie 4eva!1!!2 And NO radio 1, they are NOT the "hottest couple" in Hollywood, someone has been feeding you cheese-ridden lies.
Has their been a variation of their names made yet? Too Bennifer for my liking.

Meh. I'd like to say I dunt care but when it's on all the news stations... sigh.

[gairid.livejournal.com]

It's worse than Bennifer. Much, much worse. They are calling them Tomkat.

*weeps*

[wig-maker.livejournal.com]

Dear god :'(