Zut alors!

[rebness]

Just when you thought Tom Cruise couldn't get any more cheesy, he proposes to Katie Holmes at the top of the Eiffel Tower. And then raves about this wonderfully unique gesture that totally doesn't appear in tacky programmes *coughHollyoakscough* and Jackie Collins novels every five minutes.

He should also perhaps consider learning some more adjectives:

"Today is a magnificent day for me," he said, "I'm engaged to a magnificent woman."

It's Oprah fromage all over again, but now the European media is saturated with it. Gee, thanks, Tom.

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[gairid.livejournal.com]

Ergh. What the hell is going on with him, anyway? You're in love, fine, yes, wonderful, but you know, Tom, trying to keep a scrap or two of dignity might be a good idea.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

I think he'll look back on this in a few years' time and wonder what the hell he was thinking. Well, that or he'll just go worse.

[silverthoughts.livejournal.com]

I don't understand him. Midlife crisis much?

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Very, very much.

[wig-maker.livejournal.com]

I'm sick of hearing about this on the radio news everyday. So what? You're in love! Not curing a fucking disease >: The funny part was how this was a MAJOR NEWSBREAKING story that just needed to be first on the world agenda. People starving in Africa? Nah, Tom likes jumping on couches. An explosion on the other side of the world? Nope, Katie *giggle* is *giggle* like *giggle* i dunno *giggle* so in *giggle* love. Children being taken hostage in a school? Get outta town! Tom and Katie 4eva!1!!2 And NO radio 1, they are NOT the "hottest couple" in Hollywood, someone has been feeding you cheese-ridden lies.
Has their been a variation of their names made yet? Too Bennifer for my liking.

Meh. I'd like to say I dunt care but when it's on all the news stations... sigh.

[gairid.livejournal.com]

It's worse than Bennifer. Much, much worse. They are calling them Tomkat.

*weeps*

[wig-maker.livejournal.com]

Dear god :'(

[scrr.livejournal.com]

Apparently, Tom has Katie babysat ("bodyguarded") by Scientologists 24/7.
Oh boy.

And I really, really am not looking forward to WotW!...

[rebness.livejournal.com]

I saw a trailer for WotW when I watched Mr and Mrs. Smith tonight. Bollocks!

[scrr.livejournal.com]

It's churning out movie-sausages for the masses, that's what it is. "ooooh! setting it in 19th century England might be above the heads of the audience. Let's not do it then."
Bollocks, indeed!

[jaffacakequeen.livejournal.com]

noooooooo why have you wasted space on Tom Crusie and Katie! ARRRGh keeeels Becky

[moon-chylde.livejournal.com]

LOL

Amen! Maybe if everyone would quit talking about them they'd just slink off somewhere and leave everyone alone.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

I have a horrible feeling that he'd then charter an aeroplane to write "magnificent" and "I'm in love" across the sky in every continent...

[rebness.livejournal.com]

OMFg I'll send you something from Cardiff. Like, I dunno. A sheep. Don't keeeeeeeel me! :-O

[palelaura.livejournal.com]

For some reason I took Eiffel Tower as Blackpool Tower. I mean I read Eiffel but Blackpool was what went through to my brain. That would have made a funnier story.

I can't believe this guy anymore. What an idiot.
*kicks the midget*

PS- Hollyoaks? Tacky? Never!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Blackpool tower would have been so fitting.

I watched Hollyoaks tonight, actually. "I bet Tony's projector shows something embarrassing." I said.

Tony's projector showed something embarrassing.

I believe it was at this point I opened the wine.

[palelaura.livejournal.com]

I'm quite sad. I always watch hollyoaks. I could have done with some wine myself at that point.
*shudders*

[jadedscorpion.livejournal.com]

You hear that Tom was sending gifts and stuff to Jennifer Garner first, and she had to tell him that she was with Ben and to back the hell off, so he went to arm-candy plan B, Katie Holmes?
Did you want to kick him off that couch as much as I did?