We could rig you out in a tasteful akubra with the corks hanging from it or if you want maximal protection a full bee-keepers' veil thingy. We can provide you with a super jumbo maxi-size can of Aeroguard to spray the little blighters and a big can of a body spray of Rid-it so you have that distinctive eau-de-insecticide. Or you could come in the Australian Winter. Yesterday was sunny and still and 23 Deg Celsius. Very few flies, mozzies and cockies in the winter and no cyclones up North where I gather saffronlie resides.

Also most houses do have screens. Unfortunately my rented flat does not.