What I Did Today

[rebness]

Lovely Friendslist, be honest. These answers can be anonymous and, after discussion with colleagues and family today, I have to know the answer to this.

You see a cat. The cat looks particularly snooty and disdainful, in the way cats are wont to act. The cat is sitting on a relatively low fence. If, say, the cat were pushed, nothing would be hurt except its dignity. You're walking past it on a narrow, say-- typically English-- street. Poll time!

[Poll #574248]

I'm not going to say-- yet -- which option most people, including myself went for. I bet you can guess, though.*

*It was my own cat**

** Someone else would have done it, anyway. I was saving it from the trauma***

*** I fed it treats afterwards, because I felt mean

Comments

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

I'd probably have ignored the cat and scrawled puerile messages on the wall.

[wig-maker.livejournal.com]

Or on the cat.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

There's no point in calling a cat a lady's unmentionable. They already have that name, woe. :(

[wig-maker.livejournal.com]

Mrs Slocombe agrees.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

I want that lipstick! And that hair dye! Pink hair owns. On sexy people, not militant cu... cumin-lovers.