What I Did Today
Lovely Friendslist, be honest. These answers can be anonymous and, after discussion with colleagues and family today, I have to know the answer to this.
You see a cat. The cat looks particularly snooty and disdainful, in the way cats are wont to act. The cat is sitting on a relatively low fence. If, say, the cat were pushed, nothing would be hurt except its dignity. You're walking past it on a narrow, say-- typically English-- street. Poll time!
[Poll #574248]
I'm not going to say-- yet -- which option most people, including myself went for. I bet you can guess, though.*
*It was my own cat**
** Someone else would have done it, anyway. I was saving it from the trauma***
*** I fed it treats afterwards, because I felt mean
no subject
See, it's great when they fall. They try to pretend they meant to do that, with wounded dignity, even as you're laughing and pointing at them.
That said, it wasn't funny when Chud fell off the roof and broke her hip. Idiot cat.