![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Oiga
I was in El Corte Ingles tonight (think Spanish department store a la Harvey Nicks) for a little treat because I felt like sushi. Anyway, I was wandering around the cheeses section when this dude comes over near where I'm standing and is all, "Where are the peppers?" so I'm like, "Aha. I just thought he meant me....do do do..." I wander on my merry way when I hear again, "Where are the peppers? LISTEN TO ME! Wait..."
I turn around, puzzled, and this average looking-dude is staring at me expectantly. "Where are the peppers?" he repeats.
"I don't know." I say shortly.
He storms off, all confused, probably to put in a complaint about unhelpful staff. I'm wearing business trousers and a fucking office shirt and have a shopping basket in my hand, like the other 9,000 shoppers there. Stupid man.
Anyway, here's a meme thing ganked from that sexy ho![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sunshade:
Comment and I'll tell you which icon of yours:
01. I associate most with you.
02 I like the best.
03. I don't understand / don't know why you have it.
I turn around, puzzled, and this average looking-dude is staring at me expectantly. "Where are the peppers?" he repeats.
"I don't know." I say shortly.
He storms off, all confused, probably to put in a complaint about unhelpful staff. I'm wearing business trousers and a fucking office shirt and have a shopping basket in my hand, like the other 9,000 shoppers there. Stupid man.
Anyway, here's a meme thing ganked from that sexy ho
sunshade: Comment and I'll tell you which icon of yours:
01. I associate most with you.
02 I like the best.
03. I don't understand / don't know why you have it.
no subject
no subject
OMG
edited for hononym Fail
no subject
no subject