Guts

Is Chuck Palahniuk’s Guts the most disturbing short story ever? asked Saturday’s Guardian.

Um, yes.

Flatmate o' Doom

So, like, life with aussievan can generally be summed up in the form of the following conversations, which did all take place despite any denial on her Antipodean part.

( In which we agree that English is rubbish, a thick pan freaks Vanessa out, and Vanessa and a salami freak me out. )