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To be, or not to be?


What is Your Shakespearian Tragic Flaw?
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In further news-- Question Time in a few hours. The BBC sent me a thing saying there will be tea. Good, tea is important, though am downing some wine beforehand as a nerve-straightener.

Dimbleby's going to OWN me!

Arrgh. A few hours to filming. Am all nervous, like. And the camera adds ten pounds! Remember that, people! :p

My brother, who is more fiercely political than I am, has written out some pointers for my Questions o' D00m. I'm scared because, as peregrinuscanus said, the host, David Dimbleby, has this habit of firing your question back at you: "what do you mean? Well, what do you think?" Ulp.

It doesn't help that Chris and I have been discussing the show over e-mail. I told him I was scared of shouty Dimbleby, so he urged me to imagine the host naked, which I assured him would only make me scream.

Chris replied:

Why don’t you ask him:

Becky : Why don't you have proper policitians on the show instead of
comediennes that no-one has heard of?

David : *Transmorphs into an evil slimy monster and eats Becky*

Beck : Screaaaaaaaaaaaaam

David : *BURP*


Waaaaaah! :-o