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Oh Noes! Tiresome Panic!
Apr. 5th, 2006 10:10 pmBird 'flu in Britain!
It's (sorta) official.
Wow, what a load of sux0rs. At least death by fox cubs or badgers sounds cute and/or funny. Birds are just squawky things killing people off with their species-jumping weirdness. I'd personally be embarrassed to die of that rather than the more exotic-sounding Spanish 'flu. We need to fight this avian conspiracy to make us look silly. Where's V when we need him?
*Switches to Channel Five's pr0n hour*
It's (sorta) official.
Wow, what a load of sux0rs. At least death by fox cubs or badgers sounds cute and/or funny. Birds are just squawky things killing people off with their species-jumping weirdness. I'd personally be embarrassed to die of that rather than the more exotic-sounding Spanish 'flu. We need to fight this avian conspiracy to make us look silly. Where's V when we need him?
*Switches to Channel Five's pr0n hour*
