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So anyway, Manuel and I went to lunch today. Going to lunch with Manuel means beer must be involved and so I found myself in...McDonalds. Yes, yes, I know.

The patatas deluxe and the beer were good, but...I don’t know what possessed me to try it. It’s called The CBO. It looked nice on the menu. I ordered it, sat down and then promptly gagged. I don't understand why I didn't check what I was eating, but the sheer horror has stayed with me all day.

It’s a burger composed of chicken in breadcrumbs (which, by God, is one of the things I hate most in the world), with Kraft cheese (this is NOT real cheese), iceberg lettuce (why not just soak my food in water?) and…and… bits of bacon in the bread itself.

What madness! What utter, disgusting, crazy madness. I must have been afflicted with temporary insanity, what with all the red and yellow glaring plastic around me and the endless children running around. It was inedible, you guys. What a waste of €7. ;_;

To that end, here is a list of things which I would rather starve than eat:

Margarine

Mango

Lard

Jam

HAM SLICES

Sultanas

Apples

Cold boiled eggs

Chicken nuggets

CHICKEN IN BREADCRUMBS

Croutons

KRAFT CHEESE

Bananas (acceptable if in a banana split)

Grapefruit

Tripe

Liver

Heart (too Mekare-like. I would have cut off her tongue, as well. Dirty cow).

Cooked carrots

Liquorice (sorry, wiebke)

Cooked oysters (they’re so divine raw, I think my tastebuds get offended)
ICEBERG LETTUCE

I have to admit that most of these foods are hated because of their texture, which probably indicates some worrying mental block, but eh.