Alsatian Castration

[rebness]

My (not-so) little Jacklet has gone to the vet's today to have his knackers cut off. Or be neutered, whichever. I'm worried about him because the operation requires an anaesthetic and he has an erratic heartbeat. If anything happened to him, I couldn't bear it.

If I ever have children, I'll be a nervous wreck.

Waah. Just 'phoned my mum. He had to be given a sedative because he was so upset (and tried to eat the vet, bless his bitey shark mouth.)

Poor thing. I'll buy him a piece of pork on the way home tonight. I know chops aren't really compensation for virility, but he's blessedly thick and might forget. ;)