rebness

Interests chosen: Dennis Rickman, Blackadder, EastEnders, slash


“I’m gonna fight you, in Albert Square, in the rain, innit!” hissed Danny Moon.

Dennis pulled that wounded puppy look. “But it’s all wet outside. And besides, we’ll be seen.”

“So what? I’m gonna wrestle you and beat you and then…”

“Wait!” said Dennis, “I have a cunning plan.”

“Guh?”

“Why don’t we fu…er, wrestle in the church?”

“You want me to fight you. In the church? In an obviously sexy manner?”

Dennis considered. “Well, yeah. You’re the hottest thing around here since Sharon left. And you don’t have scary hair.”

“Do we even have a bloody church around here?”