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[rebness]

Dude, do you have any idea what it’s like when you live across from some fields and a forest thing, and you have to keep your window open all night because of the damned infernal heat—only to lay there, eyes wide open, gritting your teeth in fright—because there seems to be a pterodactyl hunting in the wood?

Why does that bleedin' big owl orwhateveritis scream so loudly at ungodly hours?

*whimper*

Comments

[moon-chylde.livejournal.com]

It's trying to make up for the times during the day when your big mouth is keeping it from sleeping.

LOL

[rebness.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

I think Mr. pterodactyl needs some Eminem right now.

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

No, dude, you know what it is? I bet there's a time paradox and it's one of those creepy winged time-eating creatures. You need to go somewhere old.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

OMGZ! Save me, Doctor!

[ladydaydream.livejournal.com]

Living in a city means that I don't get many pterodactyls round by me. We do tend to get a lot of neanderthals roaming the streets after closing time though and they can be just as scary ;)

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Oh, man... seen my fair share of that. You need to invest in some pterodactyls. I bet they just love chavs for breakfast.

[ladydaydream.livejournal.com]

What an excellent idea. What shall I do with all the leftover Burberry caps though? *ponders* I think I might get them stuffed and mounted and then put on my wall as trophies!

[wig-maker.livejournal.com]

I have a field with cows and/or sheep, the only problem I'd have with them is if they started frizbeeing cowpats through my window.



Solution for you? Call Rolf Harris. He'll take care of the little blighter.

Can you tell what it is yet?

[rebness.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if I can handle Rolf waving that crazy board outside my house all night. :(

Re: Can you tell what it is yet?

[wig-maker.livejournal.com]

How about his didgeridoo? No one can resist Rolf's big, strong didgeridoo. Can you guess what it is yet?

[verastar99.livejournal.com]

hmmm...we have owls....


but they bother me much less than the lurking crackheads

[rebness.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[tsaress.livejournal.com]

owls are evil

[hobbitblue.livejournal.com]

there seems to be a pterodactyl hunting in the wood

*giggle*

hello, you don't know me yet but I spotted you over on hpbritglish and you seemed interesting and then the pterodactyl thing so this is me saying, hi, added you, am not axe murderer honest guv.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Hey, fellow Merseysider!

You're welcome, of course-- added you back. :)