What I Did Today

[rebness]

Lovely Friendslist, be honest. These answers can be anonymous and, after discussion with colleagues and family today, I have to know the answer to this.

You see a cat. The cat looks particularly snooty and disdainful, in the way cats are wont to act. The cat is sitting on a relatively low fence. If, say, the cat were pushed, nothing would be hurt except its dignity. You're walking past it on a narrow, say-- typically English-- street. Poll time!

[Poll #574248]

I'm not going to say-- yet -- which option most people, including myself went for. I bet you can guess, though.*

*It was my own cat**

** Someone else would have done it, anyway. I was saving it from the trauma***

*** I fed it treats afterwards, because I felt mean

Comments

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

You should never dignify a cat by acknowledging their presence in any way. If we all ignore cats, maybe they'll go away.

Piwi's cat is really fat. It's probably pregnant. The slut.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Can't...stop...laughing!

You bleedin' nutter! :D

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, *I'm* the crazy one. I don't push animals off walls.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

It's only a matter of time.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

The only cat I wouldn't back my car over is Bagpuss. Oh, how I love Bagpuss. And reversing over cats.

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

You're obsessed with pussy. YES, in every obvious sense.