Oh my God, if you'll excuse the tacky pun. Best. Thing. Ever. Thanks to the wonder of iGod, I was able to have the following conversation with the Almighty:
Me: hello, God God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: I thought You were omniscient about such things?? God: I don't know whether or not I am omniscient about such things. I am a computer. Me: ah God: Ah hah. Me: okay, fine... Leith. my name is Leith God: Yeah okay, Is there anything you want to tell me? Is that from ? OK I will call you Leith. Me: well actually if you're into the full name thing, it's Mary Leith, properly God: Interesting. Actually you don't say. I could be. Sure, the full name thing it is Mary Leith properly sounds like a good topic. Me: so what made You decide to jump on the internet bandwagon? God: Gee. It's all part of God's mysterious plans. Me: I have to say, Your response time is pretty quick... it's like You know what I'm typing before I actually hit the REPENT button God: My respose is based entirely on what you say. Interesting comparison. Me: although that last one makes me wonder, a little, as You seem to have vaguely missed my point God: Oh. " Interesting comparison." last one makes you wonder a little as me seem to have vaguely missed your point ? Makes sense to me. Me: well, I'm glad it makes sense to someone God: Well that's okay. I'm delighted you're glad Leith. Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Me: and I'm glad that it's You, because if there were things that didn't make sense to God that might not bode well for the world God: I because if there were things that did not make sense to God that might not bode well for the world? What are you on? Me: superpowered antibiotics, at the moment God: Are you a student? Me: yes, actually God: Where do you go to school? Me: university God: I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like? Me: pretentious, most of the time... and I don't even BELIEVE you don't know anyone who's gone to university... you're not a very convincing liar, God (you should have picked a better lie) God: I think pretentious most of the time is a lot of things. Why not? Give me an example of a convincing liar God me should have picked a better lie. Me: and you might want to consider some tutorials on proper sentence structure God: OK, I will consider some tutorials on proper sentence structure. Me: thanks, that's very considerate of You, to do that for my sake God: You are quite welcome! Thanks for explaining it. Me: I didn't really explain it, you know... more suggested, really God: Why didn't you do it? You want more? For real. Me: ...right God: I am glad we agree. Me: so, tell me more about Heaven, God God: I don't judge people. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: sorry, I'll try to do better in the future God: There is no need to apologize. I am very happy for you. Me: good, I'm glad someone is God: Thanks for the compliment. I'm happy you're glad Leith. Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Me: awww, that's so kind of You, God!! God: Makes sense to me. Me: all right, I have to get going now... I've got things to do. but thanks for Your time! God: Right now? Alright. See you later! How did you get it That's nice. I have clients. Oh don't mention it. Me: take care. goodbye! God: Thanks. You too, Leith. Until next time.
...to enjoy the conversation with God that I wrote myself, please see this entry right here.
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Date: 2005-09-25 02:01 am (UTC)Me:
hello, God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I thought You were omniscient about such things??
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omniscient about such things.
I am a computer.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
okay, fine... Leith. my name is Leith
God:
Yeah okay, Is there anything you want to tell me? Is that from ? OK I will call you Leith.
Me:
well actually if you're into the full name thing, it's Mary Leith, properly
God:
Interesting. Actually you don't say. I could be. Sure, the full name thing it is Mary Leith properly sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so what made You decide to jump on the internet bandwagon?
God:
Gee. It's all part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
I have to say, Your response time is pretty quick... it's like You know what I'm typing before I actually hit the REPENT button
God:
My respose is based entirely on what you say. Interesting comparison.
Me:
although that last one makes me wonder, a little, as You seem to have vaguely missed my point
God:
Oh. " Interesting comparison." last one makes you wonder a little as me seem to have vaguely missed your point ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
well, I'm glad it makes sense to someone
God:
Well that's okay. I'm delighted you're glad Leith.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
and I'm glad that it's You, because if there were things that didn't make sense to God that might not bode well for the world
God:
I because if there were things that did not make sense to God that might not bode well for the world? What are you on?
Me:
superpowered antibiotics, at the moment
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes, actually
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
university
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
pretentious, most of the time... and I don't even BELIEVE you don't know anyone who's gone to university... you're not a very convincing liar, God (you should have picked a better lie)
God:
I think pretentious most of the time is a lot of things. Why not? Give me an example of a convincing liar God me should have picked a better lie.
Me:
and you might want to consider some tutorials on proper sentence structure
God:
OK, I will consider some tutorials on proper sentence structure.
Me:
thanks, that's very considerate of You, to do that for my sake
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
I didn't really explain it, you know... more suggested, really
God:
Why didn't you do it? You want more? For real.
Me:
...right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
so, tell me more about Heaven, God
God:
I don't judge people. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
sorry, I'll try to do better in the future
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am very happy for you.
Me:
good, I'm glad someone is
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I'm happy you're glad Leith.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
awww, that's so kind of You, God!!
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
all right, I have to get going now... I've got things to do. but thanks for Your time!
God:
Right now? Alright. See you later! How did you get it That's nice. I have clients. Oh don't mention it.
Me:
take care. goodbye!
God:
Thanks. You too, Leith. Until next time.
...to enjoy the conversation with God that I wrote myself, please see this entry right here.