Bleurgh

[rebness]

There was an extremely lulzy Guardian blog today about foods that turn your stomach. I don't mean the general aversion to broccoli and sprouts (the latter of which I adore), but those everyday foods that make you gag and spit and hack. I particularly like the fierce debate on the gruesomeness of cucumbers.

The food that makes me hack would be those evil yellow things, bananas. They're just so long and sweet and mushy. They're prevalent in everything! It's quite sad. And salted peanuts. They're like [cens0red for my lovely patchworkgirl_ ] bullets.

Which seemingly innocent foods make you want to hurl? Why? Entertain me. :p

Comments

[gairid.livejournal.com]

I know it's wierd but most beans make me want to hurl; it's that dry-yet-mushy texture they have when cooked. I like string beans but that's it--don't come near me with kidney beans. Blech.


Hey, darlin', I'm sorry I missed your birthday, so I'm wishing you a belated happy birthday now. *contrite*

[keep-warm.livejournal.com]

I've tried and tried to like bananas but I can't swallow more than a bite.
For reasons of lulzy insanity, I didn't eat baked beans for 14 years and still can't drink Ribena.

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

You're disgusting.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe you just wrote jism. It's like hearing your Dad swear or catching your Mum tapped out on meth in your room even though she swears she's been clean six months but if so why she refusing to take the blood test, huh huh?

[wiebke.livejournal.com]

I've never been somebody who's fussy and says "I don't eat ______" but ugh, watermelon is gross.

The most disgusting, but not (thank you!) everyday (for Westerners) food I've sampled is durian. Bar non.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

I cannot eat snickers, anything lemon tinged and have began this weird aversion to eggs...

[jaffacakequeen.livejournal.com]

rice pudding and semolina, its the texture, white blobbly, sticky stuff of no taste. and as for putting a blob of jam in the middle thats really going to make it taste nicer! as a rule cant stomach the stuff since being force fed it at school juniors.

[zhonghua2000.livejournal.com]

Beets because they smell and are icky and all.... PURPLE!

Also: Let's play hangman:

_ _ _ _ _ *retches*

[airiddh1.livejournal.com]

Anything chocolate flavoured that is not a bar of chocolate – eg chocolate ice cream or chocolate cake – esp chocolate cake that has gooey sticky stuff in the centre – chocolate fudge cake etc! ewwwwwwwww… it makes me want to vomit just thinking about it! Also – all types of nuts! and I agree with jaffacakequeen on the milky puddings!

However I DO like cucumber and banana – YUM!!!

[ladydaydream.livejournal.com]

I'm convinced that bananas are the work of the devil. I also hate sliced avacodo on sandwiches. I'm okay eating it any other way but on sandwiches...ughhhh. Oh and I really hate sliced tomato and cheese sandwiches that have got a bit warm...bleughhhhh