I used the last few paragraphs from a recent-ish fic.

Ganked from gairid:

I write like
Vladimir Nabokov

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Huh. I'm not certain how I feel about this, you gorgeous little nymphettes.

ETA: Another fic analysed came up with Chuck Palahniuk. Okay, there were loads of little asides, I can get behind that. But Nabokov? Mmkay.