Is this real life?

[rebness]

A conversation


Rebness:           Well, so long, 2010! You've been rather good, haven't you? 
2010:                   Oh, yes! :D 
Rebness:           I'll be really nice to you in my end-of-year review. I'll tell 2011 how awesome you were!
2010:                  Wait, I've got one last surprise for you! 
Rebness:           Yay! What is it? 
2010:                  Swine 'flu! :D
Rebness:          Bugger! >:| 


So, yeah. Feverish to hell and achy and really sad because my New Year will be less about frivolity than weeping about this blasted sinusal headache. Dammit, body! You always wait for the best possible moments.

Comments

[mcgarrygirl78.livejournal.com]

OMG, fuck 2010! Hope you feel better soon hon.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I should kick 2010 in the nuts. >:|

[i-sanguinity.livejournal.com]

Well. This is not quite exactly the type of exciting end-of-year surprise you were looking for, I bet. Just a hunch...

I really hope you will feel well enough to at least have a little frivolity tomorrow! You definitely deserve it (and 2010 definitely deserves a kick in the ass for being shitty to you right at the last second).

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Gah, I know. NYE is my favourite celebration, so this sucks muchly. I was very, very feverish last night so I'm hoping I've sweated a lot of it out. Although I'm still sat in bed with a terrible headache, so maybe not. :p

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

For real swine flu? Why didn't you get vaccinated? :p I mean, sorry to hear that. Hope you heal soon.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

I know! And in the first year I didn't get the vaccination.

Saffronlie: Uh, there's a reason for that.

:( Consider me told.

I looked up swine 'flu on Wikipedia and I am so offended that something so microscopically ugly is in my body. >:|

[diana-molloy.livejournal.com]

Frick! Oh noes. :(

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Oh noes, indeed. :(

[fanged-angel.livejournal.com]

Oh no *hugs tight*
It's incredible how cunningly bitchy 2010 is, even at its last.
Get well soon!!!

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks. Yes, it's definitely been a bit of an underhand year!

[jaffacakequeen.livejournal.com]

hope you get better soon, your not having much luck this winter. tomato soup and vit c as much as possible.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

I seem to be constantly ill! Damned winter.

Definitely on the soup today!

[zhonghua2000.livejournal.com]

WELL GET BETTER QUICK! *sends chicken soup* And Happy New Year?

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Thanks, bb. And... I hope!

Happy New Year to you, too! <3

[pandorasblog]

Good luck battling the little piggy germs! *has very limited grasp of swine flu other than that it's mean* And you can always have a delayed OH HAI 2011 celebration... :)

[iskra667.livejournal.com]

poor you :(

Still, in a few days, you will be one of those super-humans who have some kind of natural immunity to swine flu, and you will be able to laugh evilly when the new mutant strain comes out while us poor mortals tremble with fear!

[mumsisdaughter]

Oh, you poor soul. Keep warm and drink gallons of Lucozade. xx