My friend and I went to Corfu in...2002, I think. We travelled around, looking at all teh pretteh sites and such. Then we thought it would be really funny to go to Albania.
What we didn't realise was that the Greek officials would treat us all like dirt for even thinking of going there. They kept us locked up on this fecking boat in exceedingly high summer temperatures while they checked the boat for stowaways. Nearly caused a riot.
Now, think of that. And think of how very special an EU passport would be to said poor Albanians. And think of how panicked we were to imagine that if we lost our passports, we were doomed-- we'd never be allowed back on the boat o'D00m.
Annnnnnnnnyway, little girl kept trying to filch my passport. Because I am paranoid, I kept a very, very careful watch on my passport.
It was only when I got back to the boat that I realised my designer sunglasses were missing. That'll teach me not to be a materialistic tw@t with desinger sunglasses. ;)
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Date: 2005-02-24 09:49 am (UTC)My friend and I went to Corfu in...2002, I think. We travelled around, looking at all teh pretteh sites and such. Then we thought it would be really funny to go to Albania.
What we didn't realise was that the Greek officials would treat us all like dirt for even thinking of going there. They kept us locked up on this fecking boat in exceedingly high summer temperatures while they checked the boat for stowaways. Nearly caused a riot.
Now, think of that. And think of how very special an EU passport would be to said poor Albanians. And think of how panicked we were to imagine that if we lost our passports, we were doomed-- we'd never be allowed back on the boat o'D00m.
Annnnnnnnnyway, little girl kept trying to filch my passport. Because I am paranoid, I kept a very, very careful watch on my passport.
It was only when I got back to the boat that I realised my designer sunglasses were missing. That'll teach me not to be a materialistic tw@t with desinger sunglasses. ;)