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Our system has been down for most of the day, and so, couple with my own computer still being repaired, I’ve had to concentrate on, you know, work and stuff.

And now it’s back and my Process Mapping for the CMHTs gazes at me forlornly from my desk. Muhahahahaha.

Time-wasting meme o’ the week, ganked from all sorts, including kyuuketsukirui, Ten Things I May Have Done That You Haven’t:


1. Been robbed by an Albanian girl just out of nappies

2. Punctuated meeting my future best friend with a kick to his shins

3. Been on the Cutty Sark

4. Slept rough in Paris

5. Been thrown out of a club for lewd behaviour

6. Been headbutted by a horse

7. Been offered to be interviewed on television for a programme that would have been about 1/3 All About Me. (Turned down for personal reasons.)

8. Had my picture published in The Scum The Sun (The shame.)

9. Won a not insubstantial sum of money

10. Nearly drowned

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My friend and I went to Corfu in...2002, I think. We travelled around, looking at all teh pretteh sites and such. Then we thought it would be really funny to go to Albania.

What we didn't realise was that the Greek officials would treat us all like dirt for even thinking of going there. They kept us locked up on this fecking boat in exceedingly high summer temperatures while they checked the boat for stowaways. Nearly caused a riot.

Now, think of that. And think of how very special an EU passport would be to said poor Albanians. And think of how panicked we were to imagine that if we lost our passports, we were doomed-- we'd never be allowed back on the boat o'D00m.

Annnnnnnnnyway, little girl kept trying to filch my passport. Because I am paranoid, I kept a very, very careful watch on my passport.

It was only when I got back to the boat that I realised my designer sunglasses were missing. That'll teach me not to be a materialistic tw@t with desinger sunglasses. ;)