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Feb. 28th, 2005 02:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rebness
My brother Adam calls it "a Dr. Zoidberg moment." It's when you are at the computer, and your boss comes to speak to you or hand you something, and you suddenly forget how to type. You can't remember where you put anything, nor do you know where you put that admissions report. You open up the document, finally, and your hands are ineffectual, covered with invisible boxing-gloves as you pray for them to just bloody go away.
Panic over.
Back to novel-writing. >:)
Oscar stuff: WHATEVER. Eternal Sunshine, you woz robbed.
Weekend stuff: Poor Dido. I cried, and then cried. And cried some more. I hope a big monster comes and eats Aeneas. Preferably a Cyclops, because they're the funniest things ever.
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Date: 2005-03-02 10:37 am (UTC)Ahahahahhaha I slay myself.
*Ahem*
So, Dido is all, "I'm Queen of Carthage and no man is ever going to break my heart again!", right? And then the Trojan guy Aeneas, he comes along and is all, "wow!" and Venus is all, "Cupid, go seduce her for Aeneas now!"
And then Dido and Aeneas are all in love, and skipping merrily through the fields. Then Jupiter sends Mercury down to tell him to get a move on and find Italy already, and stop wasting time with this woman. We, however, know that Aeneas is just a cruel dude. So then Aeneas is all, "I have to go now!" and Dido is all, "weepwailweepppppppp!" and begs him to stay and listen to her.
Aeneas sails off towards Italy, whilst Dido kills herself on a funeral pyre, dying a slow, sad death. Aeneas is all, "that sucks."
Then later in the underworld, she snubs him because, you know, she died because of him and stuff. And Aeneas is all, "so she is soooo not cool, man."
The end.
>:-(