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Apr. 30th, 2005 09:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Yesterday in work, the bosses were all out, so we sat painting our nails, reading magazines and er...talking politics. Was asked if I was going to vote Labour, said I wasn't and was then asked why.
Ten minutes later, my colleague frowned. "Becky, you're just so cynical." It's telling that I took this as a compliment, but feh.
I was watching Doctor Who tonight, that nice all-round family show of old. At one point, an evil dalek (huzzah!) escaped from a secret US base and decided to plug itself in for a nice recharge, taking all the electricity from Utah. Or something.
"Not just that," gasped Dr. Who, "it's downloaded the entire internet! It now knows everything!"
"Ha, yes!" I said, before I could bite the words back, "it can put all those Orlando Bloom slashfics to good use!"
"A what fic?" asked my mum.
"Er...nothing."
I dunno. The idea of a dalek wheeling around screaming "SPERMINATE" just tickles me somehow. Less cynical than just sick. >:)
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Date: 2005-04-30 08:58 pm (UTC)DAMNM DAMN AND DOUBLE DAMN!
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Date: 2005-04-30 09:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-30 09:01 pm (UTC)Tis true if the Daleks - or anyone - downloaded the entire net they would just be full of filthy notions and ideas. I like the sound of that!
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Date: 2005-04-30 09:12 pm (UTC)What could the dalek utilise? Porn, conspiracy theories, fics and...more porn. Brilliant!
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Date: 2005-04-30 09:02 pm (UTC)You rule. *imagines Dalek formulating plans to take over using what it knows from slashfic*
You still online? We need Armand and Marius the good father figure funniness.
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Date: 2005-04-30 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-04-30 11:14 pm (UTC)Bwahahahaaa!
Permission to metaquote?
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Date: 2005-04-30 11:27 pm (UTC)Imagine the deep dark threat of Mary Sue quotes hovering over you. You would do anything, anything to stop the pain. Or at least the helpless falling down laughing at the stupidity of it all.
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Date: 2005-05-01 12:02 am (UTC)Horrible to see all those starry-eyed pubescent girls wiped out or sent to Guantanomo to sit and contemplate their offences. Could you imagine the total combined brain power well, maybe not so much brain power as weirded out fan-girrrrl power in one part of the planet. Their guards would demand that they be released as they whined for their PCs so they could continue on with the Greatest Romantic-est Fic in the Universe! Wheeeee! But no wipe them out I say, better for the health of the Planet Earth.
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