Writer's Block: Bite Me

[rebness]

[Error: unknown template qotd]Going to have to echo mumsisdaughter here and vote for Louis de Pointe du Lac or Mitchell from Being Human, though Louis would cry tears of dust afterwards and Mitchell would disown me. :p

ETA: Dammit, late addition after being reminded by palelaura : Kostya from the Nightwatch series. He can take a little drink, he's cute and he has a great hat.

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[mumsisdaughter]

Glad our tastes are similar v--v

[rebness.livejournal.com]

>:D Excellent taste!

[mumsisdaughter]

I'd forgotten about Kostya...good choice but probably too young (in appearance) for me. Good films, great books.

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

This question seems to presume that the vampire is biting you to make you one of them, and not just because you're a tasty snack. Does it really matter who is sucking your neck if they're drinking to kill? Louis is totes cool with killing to eat. I mean, he doesn't like it, but he does it. Mitchell, however, he's sworn off human blood, so unless you catch him in an evil mood...

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, true, dat. I don't want *anyone* making me a corpse, no matter how smexy. Louis would be a bit annoying because he'd drain you to the death, so perhaps someone like Khayman would be better. Then again, who wants to be bitten by Khayman?

Maybe if one had a nosebleed around Mitchell. I hope he doesn't get that sinister black-eyed look, though.

Marra, right, how can the Cullens kill? They don't even have fangs! >:

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

I think there's always a chance that Louis would have a change of heart halfway through and let you go. Lestat wouldn't, but at least he'd grope you simultaneously, so there's that.

Is it bad that I feel the need to rent Casablanca and look for Mitchell's cameo?

Urgh, I thought they did. They have poison, though, apparently. In their saliva or whatever. I don't even know. Let's [subjunctive!] not forget they also have THE SKIN OF A KILLER.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Lestat would be all hot and dirty, but also probably do something asshattish like rip out your heart.

I forgot about the Casablanca thing! Mitchell is so fab. :D

They... have poison? Sparkly skin poison!!11

But why do they go to school, again? How many times has Edward sat his exams?

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

Edward's a doctor three times over!
OMG HE'S SO SMART
EDWARD I WANNA LEARN FROM U
TEACH ME HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that's what happens when you repeat a grade like ninety times over.

EDWARD EDWARD WHY ARE YOU SO RAD

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Okay, some of the answers to this meme are hilarious:

Oh and Edward Cullen is not a vampire. He is a sociopathic peadophile stalker who sparkles.

Preach it!

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Edward wouldn't share his learnings with me anyway. Knowledge is for men. Women are just for babies.

[zhonghua2000.livejournal.com]

LOL @ your icon. I wonder if we grabbed from the same batch.

Can you see that I can't see this in my area?. Whatever. Mitchell though very lovely looks more like a Covenent Witchboy than a vampire.

Back to Louis. He was kind of a rough drinker. I guess if you like it that way. Did he ever learn to take the 'little drink' or was he always an all or nothing type? I don't think Edward Cullen has cut his teeth yet plus he plays with wolves. And sparkles.

Funny. After the VC, I don't believe there are any other vampires in existence. :P

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

Me too, bb. I'm a one-vampire-canon-woman. Other vampires are different and also, boring. :D

[rebness.livejournal.com]

*Sniff*

I love you guys! :D

[absinthe90.livejournal.com]

I second that. It's the VC all the way through.*fangirls* with a brief exception for Spike from Buffy but that show is total crack.xD

[rebness.livejournal.com]

IWTV has too many lol-worthy icons. :D

NO YOU DON'T GET AWAY THAT EASILY. Look here: http://www.surfthechannel.com/show/73026.html Shez, you simply must watch! I want to know what you think. Mmm, Mitchell... <3

Oh, you know. Once again, Rice screws canon up. Louis can 'never' take the little drink, which is funny considering that Daniel lived. Armand would just be awful - he'd take your scalp off!

VC vamps are my canon, Shez. Well, until everything gets screwed up by its nutty author.

[zhonghua2000.livejournal.com]

Armand would just be awful - he'd take your scalp off!

HEY! Leave my Armand alone. I can play random piano pieces and act crazy for him. He'd LOVE me!

Oh yes. I'm back after that link of yours sent me into pop-up Hell. Don't feel badly, I'm all recovered now. I blame Mitchell. :P

Well you know... Louis took a BIG DRINK and Lestat made him (according to Neil Jordan) so what do I know?

I'm so disappointed that's the only 'Armand' thing I have to post in an icon.

Armand. Armand. Armand. Hmm.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

DAMN THAT NUTTY SYBELLE

*ahem*

ROFL! It does eventually lead to Mitchell, I promise! :D

NO U. Lestat would totally just eat Daniel, and you know it!

You know you could fix the lack of Armandness with some typing... >:D

[zhonghua2000.livejournal.com]

Great minds. I'm thinking.... >:)

[zhonghua2000.livejournal.com]

Oh hai! Did I mention my new MSN? shezzah81@gmail.com :D

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Wenchita! Do you know how many times I've looked for you on MSN and been all, BUT WHERE IS SHEZ?

*Added* :D

[palelaura.livejournal.com]

If Louis bit me he'd better kill me because I don't think I could stand the whining and crying after he's done. ;^__^

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Aww! How can you resist that tortured, pretty face! ;)