Writer's Block: Bite Me

[rebness]

[Error: unknown template qotd]Going to have to echo mumsisdaughter here and vote for Louis de Pointe du Lac or Mitchell from Being Human, though Louis would cry tears of dust afterwards and Mitchell would disown me. :p

ETA: Dammit, late addition after being reminded by palelaura : Kostya from the Nightwatch series. He can take a little drink, he's cute and he has a great hat.

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[rebness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, true, dat. I don't want *anyone* making me a corpse, no matter how smexy. Louis would be a bit annoying because he'd drain you to the death, so perhaps someone like Khayman would be better. Then again, who wants to be bitten by Khayman?

Maybe if one had a nosebleed around Mitchell. I hope he doesn't get that sinister black-eyed look, though.

Marra, right, how can the Cullens kill? They don't even have fangs! >:

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

I think there's always a chance that Louis would have a change of heart halfway through and let you go. Lestat wouldn't, but at least he'd grope you simultaneously, so there's that.

Is it bad that I feel the need to rent Casablanca and look for Mitchell's cameo?

Urgh, I thought they did. They have poison, though, apparently. In their saliva or whatever. I don't even know. Let's [subjunctive!] not forget they also have THE SKIN OF A KILLER.

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Lestat would be all hot and dirty, but also probably do something asshattish like rip out your heart.

I forgot about the Casablanca thing! Mitchell is so fab. :D

They... have poison? Sparkly skin poison!!11

But why do they go to school, again? How many times has Edward sat his exams?

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

Edward's a doctor three times over!
OMG HE'S SO SMART
EDWARD I WANNA LEARN FROM U
TEACH ME HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that's what happens when you repeat a grade like ninety times over.

EDWARD EDWARD WHY ARE YOU SO RAD

[rebness.livejournal.com]

Okay, some of the answers to this meme are hilarious:

Oh and Edward Cullen is not a vampire. He is a sociopathic peadophile stalker who sparkles.

Preach it!

[saffronlie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Edward wouldn't share his learnings with me anyway. Knowledge is for men. Women are just for babies.